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(Washington, D.C.) Fearing a potential massive loss of American lives if global diplomacy continues to remain ineffective at resolving the crisis over North Korea's nuclear weapons program, United Sates President George W. Bush made the fateful decision last night to drop the H-Bomb on North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il.

(2 Soldier's Field Park) Last night, RC student Steve Kazmirsky (NP) spent more than 80 minutes trying to come up with a witty Evite response, according to his roommate RC student Guy Gresani (NQ). "Steve got invited to some Eighties Party thrown by a bunch of ECs," said a disappointed Gresani, who was not invited to the party.

(Mellon) Harvard Business School announced yesterday that, contrary to previous statements made by administration officials, so-called "admissions mistakes" were rampant throughout the school. Director of Admissions Brit Dewey confirmed reports that the entirety of Section B '04 was accepted due to a "severe information technology system malfunction.

Changing Electronic Votes Still Funny After Four Weeks (Aldrich 107) It is just as funny today as it was four weeks ago when that guy in my Real Estate class changed his electronic vote from yes to no to yes again after the professor had already posted the results.